Alchoholic killer monkey leaves one dead and 250 injured after running out of booze.

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  1. Hoopsdoc1978

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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...s-one-man-dead-250-injured-going-rampage.html

    This is why I won’t stop drinking.
     
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    And the problem with shooting the thing is? Hindu's I suppose, but g grief, the solution is obvious.
     
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    Does the Monkey attend meetings? If not, it isn't an alcoholic monkey. It's simply a mean drunk monkey.
     
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    Attending meetings won't work. He would have to stand up and say,"Hi, my name is Kalua and I am an alcoholic." It is sad that a man lost his life. The monkey should have been put down.
     
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    So you're saying that you don't think he attends meetings and is just a mean drunk monkey?
     
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    Never heard of a Drunk Monkey, but have heard of a Trunk Monkey...

     
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    He is unable to admit he needs help.
     
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    So you're agreeing with me that he's just a mean drunk monkey.
     
  10. T.M.P.

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    dumb thread ...
     
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    It wasn't that bad until the thread killer got involved.

    Nearly every time he weighs in
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    Naw, it was dumb from the beginning ..
     
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    Kinda what I thought but somehow he got life in prison.
     
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    Sounds like he was fine drunk. It’s when he sobered up the trouble started.
     
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    dumb ................
     
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    Yes, and also that he will never change because he can't own up to what he's done wrong. It also makes me think that I am happy my wife doesn't drink because I have the feeling she would be a mean drunk.
     
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    Cool story, bro......
     
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    It should also be pointed out the Alchoholic Killer Monkeys would be a great name for a rock band.
     
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    dumb
     
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    My wife drinks on rare occasions. She’s more of a foul mouthed drunk.
     
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    Cool story, bro.
     
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    This was what I got out of the OP:

    "The simian targeted women and girls in particular,"
     
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    And at least one man....
     
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    It's a damn MONKEY!!
     
  25. T.M.P.

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    lol ......... I told you this thread sucks.

    all they need is banjos and red hats and it's a virtual slack jawed moron meeting.
     
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    They're all queens at closing time.
     
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