A smile a day thread...
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Bouncing bewbs always make me smile and are kind, and good clean fun!
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That's it buddy... a little affection and fun before the 3some starts! Smart doggy!
Squirrel Appreciation Club!
I am sure some here will suggest just shooting the squirrels.
My new place up north had some monkey business a couple of weeks ago.
The new neighbours caught them chilling.
Best political message I've seen all year!
F'em. I don't bother reading that, so I'm glad.... your contributions are appreciated here!
Man, eagles are just majestic creatures. There's a great hiking/biking path along a river where I live, and I've been thrilled all year that we've had a pair of eagles nesting somewhere nearby. I've probably seen them a dozen times or so this year and it never ceases to freeze me in my tracks and take it in when they are flying.
I posted this at the WC but in case you guys missed it:
😨 😨 😂 😂 😂
Dont know if its real but... just look at John King's face tells it all!!
Decision Desk Twitter Feed is my hardcore porn right now.
😨 😨 😂 😂 😂
Dont know if its real but... just look at John King's face tells it all!!
Decision Desk Twitter Feed is my hardcore porn right now.
That's funny. I was so busy trying to get the audio up and watching his face, it took me a few times to see what you were referencing. I smell a plant, but either way it was a damn funny one, and his face makes you think it was real.
I think most of us can relate to having this passenger when are trying to enjoy a zippy drive. 
Have a suspicion this passenger will be quite interesting company in the boudoir. This will be the most sexual non-sexual video EVER. Harry met Sally moment but real! She even shouted she is coming!
Have a suspicion this passenger will be quite interesting company in the boudoir. This will be the most sexual non-sexual video EVER. Harry met Sally moment but real! She even shouted she is coming!
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I think most of us can relate to having this passenger when are trying to enjoy a zippy drive.
Have a suspicion this passenger will be quite interesting company in the boudoir. This will be the most sexual non-sexual video EVER. Harry met Sally moment but real! She even shouted she is coming!
Man, I'd like to be the one to put it in Ms. Hyundai's rear the first time!
If he didn't drive her out and bend her over the hood, he missed a golden opportunity!
tip: If you play that video and have the sound up pretty loud, people in other rooms will think that you are watching something else.
@VanPastorMan
Have you tried the Paula White routine?
With the speaking in tongues stuff, and the repetition, it seems like there would be much less of a sermon to write.
It might not be your style, but if you got a little bit hotter female to do the "strike & strike & strike & strike" part, maybe timing up some pelvic thrusts or boob shakes with the rhythm, I think it might be a colossal collection plate winner.
You may have to practice the speaking in tongues though. She seemed dangerously close to slipping into a hee haw rama lama ding dong vibe.
Have you tried the Paula White routine?
With the speaking in tongues stuff, and the repetition, it seems like there would be much less of a sermon to write.
It might not be your style, but if you got a little bit hotter female to do the "strike & strike & strike & strike" part, maybe timing up some pelvic thrusts or boob shakes with the rhythm, I think it might be a colossal collection plate winner.
You may have to practice the speaking in tongues though. She seemed dangerously close to slipping into a hee haw rama lama ding dong vibe.
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She has a lot of practice with that hand gesturing for sure.
You can see her working through the gears till its muscle memory.
Strike and strike and strike! Then BOOM!
Or maybe strike & strike is just tele-evangelical preacher talk for a hand job?
If I as her partner, including Dapper Don once she gets going but then flips into speaking in tongues I would pull away.
No need for a broken penis just for a handy.
(She has a bit of prosperity on her!)
(Look like the seeds of god was transferred to his agent judging from the Cheshire cat grin.)
(Yes... getting closer... lower)
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