I do appreciate Indy residents noting that Maggiano's is a chain. There isn't anything particularly wrong with it, but there isn't anything particularly right about it either. Maggiano's is what I thought of when I read
this assessment that some other NFL team will promptly hire fired Packers coach Mike McCarthy:
NFL decision-makers are the types of men who sit down in trendy Italian bistros with Michelin-rated chefs and order veal parmesan over linguine. They love big steaming heaps of comforting familiarity, and words like "proven" and "experience" make their eyes roll back into their heads with satisfaction. Naturally, they'll gravitate toward a known commodity like McCarthy.
I don't mean to describe Maggiano's as a "trendy Italian bistro". I mean to describe Maggiano's as the place where people like those NFL execs want to go when they think of a "trendy Italian bistro".
But what do I know? I'm the sort of guy who goes to Mama Carolla's for the carbonara pasta with some of the best martinis while listening to the same Sinatra CDs that've been playing for the last few decades in a place that's as Italian as Greenwood. But it's local.