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    Fireworks Thread

    Back in the day in the Region hood, they'd just shoot firearms in their backyard.
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    Anyone else here have a kid in college?

    I have a daughter that just finished her freshman year at VA Tech. Came home 1st week in March and finished online. She hated the dorm so she didn't mind being home and said it was much easier since the profs cut them slack and in some cases didn't even cover all the material on the syllabus...
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    Sope, 13-1. Ouch.

    Go Nationals!
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    NLDS

    Go Nationals!
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    Is 7200 texts over 20 days a lot of texts?

    This thread degenerated quickly.
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    Is 7200 texts over 20 days a lot of texts?

    Asian dude who knows, don't even want to think about that now.
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    Is 7200 texts over 20 days a lot of texts?

    Daughter is 4 hrs away at college while her boyfriend stayed home to go to a local school. She's homesick and having a hard time adjusting to the dorm, crowded dining halls, adjusting living away from home. But mainly missing the boyfriend. Just checked Verizon and she had 7200 texts for about...
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    Body found in a car down the street from my house.

    Looks like some dude OD'd in our residential neighborhood right down the street. Sat. afternoon a kid walked past the blue Accord and saw a guy sitting in the drivers seat and called the cops since it was like 90 degrees. Turns out he was renting the basement of a house from a home owner. Camera...
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    Pretty sure my riding mower died today.

    It's 12 or 13 years old so not too shocking. Made a few passes tonight all was well then the blade was suddenly laboring to cut. Unengaged the blade and it started up and the motor was running fine. Engaged the blade again and it grounded down, lost power and shut down and I guess died as it now...
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    Where you asshats traveling to this summer? I’ll decide later who has the best trip planned.

    Just returned from 9 nights in Maui. 2BR Villa ocean view. Full kitchen and LR. Had plenty of vacation sex.
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    To the skunk family that decided...

    About a year ago my wife left a bag of trash in the garage without putting it in the trash can. Then I left the garage door open after dark and some skunks wandered in there and got into the trash making a huge mess. I cleaned it up the next morning but they came back that night somehow. I...
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    RIP Peggy Lipton

    I did not know she was married to Quincy Jones.
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    Parenting can be absolutely gut-wrenching...

    This is all you got? I'm trying to figure out how to keep my 18 year old's BF from knocking her up before she goes to college in the fall. Anyone ever talk directly to the BF to warn him about not having sex with your daughter or at least to be careful? We've talked to her but I want to be...
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    Notre Dame Cathedral on fire

    Hopefully the fire distracted a few priests from raping young boys.
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    Came close to getting a DWI today.

    Dodged a bullet no doubt. Coming home from the Nationals/Pirates game about 6PM. Was probably doing 60 in a 45 and cop pulled me over. Just by chance I had done the all inclusive deal at the game so I chugged a few beers at last call. I had eaten a lot so I wasn't bad but buzzed for sure. He had...
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    So who's moderating this place now? I need chick advice.

    How do you find the time or opportunity to bang the GF without your wife finding out? Back in the day, it was hard enough to date/bang two women at the same time while being single, I can't imagine the risk you take doing this while being married, especially when she can take half your stuff...
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    Anyone use the Life 360 App?

    Supposedly you can track users and keep tabs as long as their phone is on. There's a lot more capability beyond that as well. Thinking of using it for my 18 yo daughter heading to college in the fall. Plus now she has new boyfriend starting to annoy me. You could just turn your phone off but not...
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    From Asia with love

    Well done!
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    Since the AOTF is clearly the best place to ask for manly advice here’s my question.

    Make sure to take her someplace nice for a really good dinner, buy her a bottle of her favorite wine, then bang her well on VD. You could even buy her a gift card to her favorite shopping place like Victoria's Secret, Macy's, etc. I don't mind spending good money on something you can actually...
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    Any expert car buyers out there?

    If you drive to Virginia in August, it's yours. I'm serious. $1000 or best offer.
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