My Twelve days of Christmas to Woody

[Courtsensetwo]

On the twelveth day of Christmas Courtsense gives to you:

Twelve Threes a dropping
Eleven Pep Band Pipers
Ten Rebounders Leaping
Nine Hot Cheerleaders Dancing
Eight clocks a milking
Seven 5 star signings
Six final Fours
Fiiiive Go-ld rings
Four calls your way
Three Cubans Rolled
Two Banners a Hanging

And a Point Guard in a Pear Treeeee


Feel free to improve

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

 

[Woodsa]

Hard to improve on that!

 

[Courtsensetwo]

Perehaps a Ky reference.