Watching college and NBA basketball is creepy? Ok, boomer.No. I coached my daughter's soccer teams. And I don't make a living off teenagers.
Your pronoun is GuyWhoWatchesFormerPlayersPlayBasketballOnTV. That's just creepy.
DANCs like you go down this creepy path that you end up ratting yourself out. Yyou're the one who started GuyWho stuff. Be a good DANC and tap out.